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MY NAME IS CALVIN

hello, my name is calvin. i am 16, male, and live in virginia. ive always wanted to have my own website after finding about myspace and neocities, but i never did until now. i am an incredibly boring, yet mentally ill person. i am autistic with several other disorders that are none of your business.

FUNNY MYSPACE QUIZ

RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW...

Name?: calvin

Birth date?: november 12

Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: both questions depend on who you ask

What are you wearing right now?: t shirt and shorts

Who do you live with?: my family

Do you have any pets?: 2 dogs and a crested gecko

What's your favorite food?: dr. pepper

Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: good question, im scared to check

Is your room messy or clean right now?: i can barely see the floor

What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: cider and vodka

What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: dr. pepper

How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: too asthmatic but it looks cool

If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: no

How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: i cant drive

What's your favorite clothing store?: goodwill

Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: depends on the night, a dog named cujo

When was the last time you were on a diet?: tomorrow

Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: blue collar worker probably

What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: long term: kill myself short term: try not to kill myself

What is your favorite type of fast food?: chick fil a

Have you ever truly been in love?: no

Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: no

What kind of car do you drive?: i cant drive

Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: niagara falls

What's your favorite holiday?: my birthday duh

What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: lacrosse

Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: depends

Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: home

How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: when i was little we got into an accident with a bus lol

Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: no

Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: uhhh idk it was awhile ago

Do you chew on the straw?: yep

What are you listening to right now?: skinny puppy

What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: no one

When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: i got my state test results back (i passed them all btw)

What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: whatevers cheapest

What did you dress up as last Halloween?: nothing

What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: shea stuff

Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: my grandma

What do you have on your bedroom walls?: nothing

What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: twister (the first one) i liked it

> What are you biggest peeves?: loud breathing

Are your parents still together?: never were

What is your favorite color?: black and red

What sports did you play in high school?: none

Are you a lover or a fighter?: huhbr>
Do you read the Bible?: no

Do you like to go camping?: ew

Do you keep a journal?: no

What's your favorite animal?: wolfdog (my two favorite animals combined)

When is the last time you puked?: i dont even remember

Have you ever broken any bones?: no

Can you drive a stick-shift car?: no

Who is your favorite actor/actress?: uhhhhhhhhhhhh idc

Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: no, just the same earrings every day

What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: cheap ones from target

What cologne/perfume do you wear?: bath and body works stuff

Wal-Mart or Target?: walmart

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: no one

What size bed do you have in your room?: twin

What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: i dont like spciy foods

Are you more like your mom or your dad?: uncle

Do you floss your teeth?: sometimes

Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: no one

How long was your longest relationship?: never been in one

Why did it end?: truecel

Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: yes, yes, idk

Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: i keep to myself

Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: no teeth

What is your main ring tone on your phone?: my phone is always on vibrate

When is the last time you worked out?: few days ago

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: aerospace engineer

Do you know how to sew?: no

About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: too fuckin many

Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: long hair is cooler, but both are cool

Have you ever been to the stripclub?: no

What are your bad habits?: too many to count

Do you consider yourself to be religious?: no

Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: once to go the psych ward

Did you ever wear braces?: twice

Are you artistic/creative?: depends on the day

What kind of mood are you in right now?: tired paranoid

What time is it?: 1:35am